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Sometimes, when I’m sitting in a chair—just sitting in a chair, nothing more—well, something happens.

I’ll be sitting in a chair—nothing more—and then all of a sudden like, maybe a violent gust of wind—yes, I can imagine a violent gust of wind—, all of a sudden something happens with my ears.

I’ll be sitting in a chair and a violent gust of wind will catch me off guard, will flabbergast me, and here, I’ll show you what happens:

Like a teeter-totter, remember those, in your childhood? I once told somebody that you never see any teeter-totters around any more. But like a teeter-totter, suddenly a portly fellow with a fat ass will get on and the teeter-totter will whip to one side, and like a teeter-totter whipping to one side, all of a sudden the sound from one of my ears will completely disappear. I’ll feel it, hear it, I suppose, hear the sound slowly slip into my head and into my other ear. From my left ear to my right ear. And I won’t be able to hear out of my left ear for maybe ten seconds, and then all of a sudden everything’s normal.

So does this ever happen to you? Does a portly fellow with a fat ass ever sit on the teeter-totter of your ears, completely ravaging your hearing sense for about ten seconds?

Or is it only me?

He does this to me too!

This happens to me, always at work, at least once a week.