This picture reminds me of being yelled at in Catholic school.

There I was minding my own business, drawing all over my hands and arms with my best friend Alyssa McBride. When out of nowhere my insane nun teachers rips the markers from our hands and whisper-screams at me. You know the irritated, clenched-teeth yell that is not much louder than a whisper.

Anyway, she says, “Your body is a temple! You mustn’t disrespect it with your drawings!” Clearly she misunderstood my clever sketches so I attempted to explain to her that we were merely celebrating our temples by decorating them. The result: the markers were quickly taken away. All the other sheep kids got to keep their markers because they obviously didn’t mind living under such overwhelming restrictions like “only draw on the paper.”